Moving house part 2

‘They’ say that “moving house is stressful”. As it stands im quite looking forward to the move bit and ill report on that when it happens. What ‘They’ should say is that “getting a mortgage and getting everyone to agree to exchange” is really stressful – and there is one crystal clear simple reason: in mortgage land real clowns are alive and they walk and live freely amongst us.

These clowns are very very very very stupid, and have the organisational skills of gibbons.
We are nearly there – we are waiting to exchange tomorrow – wo betide any charlie caroli monkey boy that gets in our way.